I dubbed our trip to the District "The Smithsonian Highlights Tour." With four boys under five our strategy for conquering Washington was to keep moving (and split up when necessary).
Step 1: Ride the Metro
Everywhere we went we had to take two cars. Nate and I vastly prefer taking the metro into Washington anyway (whenever we drive we seem to get caught in horrific traffic on the way home no matter what day it is), and as all the boys were under five the train ride for them was free. The metro is fun for the kids too, and while Paige's boys weren't quite as enamored with the train as Beckett (and really who is?), they still really liked it.
Step 2: Fuel Up
We got to the city around 11:30 and went straight to the atrium at the Smithsonian American Art Museum where we all ate our packed lunch.
Step 3: Dissertation Highlights
The Smithsonian American Art Museum houses many of the works of art I wrote about in my dissertation, so I couldn't pass up the opportunity to show the real deal to Paige. We visited Martha Graham and Paige made me pose like the illustrious dancer. Martha is housed in the lovely mezzanine pictured below.
We made a quick jaunt through the visible storage because it is so incredible and then paid tribute to H. Lyman Sayen's
The Thundershower, where I made Paige pose like the dancers. Pay back.
This speedy race through the Smithsonian American Art Museum was made possible by our awesome husbands who wrangled the children through the museum on their own.
Step 4: Walk to the Sculpture Gardens
Along the way we paused for a photo-op with the Capitol Building. When we arrived at the sculpture gardens we learned that Felix had lost one of his shoes. Apparently he threw it out of the stroller at some point, so I walked all the way back to the Smithsonian American Art Museum because we were sure it was in the atrium. It wasn't. Felix remained shoeless for the rest of the visit, and I had to buy him a new pair after the Funks went home.
Step 5: Dinosaurs at the Natural History Museum
The Natural History Museum is huge and has lots of fabulous exhibits. We saw the dinosaurs, and actually, I missed most of them because as aforementioned I was walking all the way back to the art museum hoping to find Felix's shoe. Oh well, I heard that the dinosaurs were well loved by everyone, especially Peter and the Funk boys.
Step 6: The Transportation Exhibition at the National History Museum.
We have a train lover in the family (reiterated in case you could have possibly missed that fact), so this exhibit was a big hit.
A Conestoga wagon and our wagon.
Step 6.5: The Star Spangled Banner
To round out the Funk's
Fort McHenry experience we took turns seeing the Star Spangled Banner. The kids stayed in the ice cream shop with alternating parents while the guys and the girls ran upstairs to see the flag. Paige and I also zipped through the First Ladies' Dresses.
Step 7: The Peacock Room
I love, love, love James McNeill Whistler's Peacock Room, and I wanted Paige to see it. So Paige and I booked it across the Mall to the Freer Gallery while the boys headed to the Washington Monument.
Step 8: The Washington Monument
The idea behind stopping at the Washington Monument was that it would give everyone a nice view of the Capitol, the Lincoln Memorial, and the White House. Our plans were thwarted by the fences and scaffolding that is earthquake-proofing the monument once again.
Regardless, we managed to get a shot with the Funks and the White House while Beckett danced like Michael Jackson.
Step 9: Dinner at the Old Post Office Building and then a trip up the elevator
Everyone got to do something they really wanted to do in Washington. Paige and I got to see the art. Peter got to see the dinosaurs. And Nate got to ride this elevator. Back when Nate lived in D.C. he wanted to ride this elevator, but it was closed after 9/11, so he never had the chance until now. On the ride up we met some lovely fellow Cougars who have three kids at BYU. Then we enjoyed the magnificent views while the kids were absolutely crazy.
I'd definitely recommend taking a ride up this elevator if you are down in the District. Great views and it's cool and breezy up there.
Step 10: Metro our tired bodies home